but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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