id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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