I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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