I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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