Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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