ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
