No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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