But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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