How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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