please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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