belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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