I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I haven't been this sober since birth.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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