quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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