ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I lost the right to judge tonight
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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