So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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