Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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