it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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