It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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