Say something about gay babies.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Too much gin, very little bucket
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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