Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
