I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Randomize
