Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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