Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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