My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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