whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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