ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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