is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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