fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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