you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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