My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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