But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
