wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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