the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
