NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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