I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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