also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
