Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize
