just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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