My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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