But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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