Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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