what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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