Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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