she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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