So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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