1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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