are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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