he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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