Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It's shark week go big or go home
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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