I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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