You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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